Call Him a Camel

A devout Muslim hopped into a taxi.

He rudely told the cab driver to turn off the radio as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the Infidel.

The Cab driver switched off the radio, stopped the Cab, opened the door.

The Muslim asked him "What are you doing?"

The Cabbie answered "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so you'd better wait for a camel!"