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A chemist, an engineer and an economist
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A Clear Conscience
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A Really Bad Leak
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Advice from a Retired Husband
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
"It is important for men to
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Alerts To Threats in 2014 Europe
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore
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Am I rich yet?
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Australia can still win the Bledisloe Cup
Beaver to Rescue the America's Cup?
Because that's how my Mother did it
Once upon a time a man was sent to the store for a ham.
After he bought it, his wife asked him why he didn't
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Believe in something
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink. -- W. C. Fields
Best Round Ever
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Bitcoin for Christmas
Blackberries
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Call Him a Camel
A devout
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Cauliflowers
Celery
Cereal
Cheap Riches
"That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest" - Henry David Thoreau
Christmas Shopping Tips for Guys
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Colonoscopy Journal
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For those of you who haven't had
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Computer Screen Cleaner
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Cooking with Pythagoras
Damn Health Food
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Did I forget someone?
Disorder in the Courts
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Do you know me?
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia
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Dreadful Typo
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Efficiencies at All the Agencies
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Einstein's Room Mates
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Embrace The Cloud
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Everything you need to know about tax?
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Faster mistakes ...
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Final Will
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"WHEN I DIE I'M
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Fish a little
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Forgive your Enemies
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Australia's miserable morning in numbers
Gave up Golf and Drinking
Gimee
Give Me a Sign
Gods Time & Money
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Golf Crime Scene
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Golf Partners
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday
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Golf Poem
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Golfers get great mileage
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Green Bananas
Hilarious Insurance Claims
Well known British comedian Jasper Carrott (father of The Office star Lucy Davis) made it a signature of his
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How rude!
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "...
How To Avoid The Flu
How to read your Lotto Ticket
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If Dr Suess Wrote Computer Tech Manuals
If a
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If the World ends
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Inert Facts
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." -
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Insufficient Funds
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Is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank?
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It's a Small World
Jim
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iTechnology
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Jerks with money
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they
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Jesus and Moses Golfing
What would happen if Jesus and Moses got on the golf course together?
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Jesus knows you're here
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Jim Henson had such foresight!
Remember the Muppets?
How did their creator, Jim Henson know these people would stand for election in the
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Job Application
A stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question:"Have you ever been
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Just fill out this form ...
Note to all Business Managers & Process Designers
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Just in from England
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Lifting Her Leg Down Wind
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Liquid Lunch
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Locked Your Keys In The Car?
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Man down in aisle five
Months to Avoid the Sharemarket
Murphy was a Golfer
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My Wife Wont Like It
One day a golfer accidentally overturned his buggy.
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Narrower Fairways
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National Beer Conference
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Never be afraid to experiment
No Luck in Golf!
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No Reincarnation in China without Government’s consent
Not Drinking Beer
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
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From John Cleese:
NOTICE OF REVOCATION
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Nuts magazine's top 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes
NZ Rugby's Greatest Thinkers
Of Course I Did!
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Our Tax System Explained in Beer
Peas
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Politically Correct Santa
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Poor child
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Really I Didn't Realise!
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Revised New Zealand Map
Recent events in New Zealand have lead to the map having to be revised slightly.
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Sad but true
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for
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Saving the Easter Bunny
Sharing
Two golfers are at the first tee:
Golfer one: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my
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She followed the instructions
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Should we?
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack
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Snakes are clever!
Sound advice
Beware of geeks bearing formulas. - Warren Buffett
Spike Milligan once said
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." - Spike
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Springboks Happy with 2020 RWC Draw
My cousin lives in Japan, he thought this was hilarious. I'm sure my South African friends will forgive me -
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Squeezing out the last drop
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career
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The Annoying Duck
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The British Tourist and Great Britain's declining economic fortune
Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a
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The Paths Are Too Wide
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The Real Problem Of Europe
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The Sensible Squirrel
The sorry state of sexual morality
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The Tux diet
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The Wise Fisherman
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They couldn't possibly, could they?
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This kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
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This time it'll be great!
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Tongue twisting
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Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 11-20
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
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Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 21-30
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
30. I'm in a great mood tonight because the other day I
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Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 31-40
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
40. I said to this train driver: "I want to go to
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Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 41-50
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
50. I went to the doctors the other day and he said: "Go
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Top 50 Jokes of All Time - Top 10
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
10. A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his
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Trump Poped
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Try Hard Jokes
You really need to really need to reconsider your options when you find yourself:
Gluing
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Trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis
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Unused Gas Account
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Very nicely
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Voice Recognition in a Scottish Lift
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We Share Everything
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and
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We've "won" an award - not!
Over the last few months I've received many emails likethe one below. Generally they automatically go into my spam
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West Coast Sandflies are BIG
I'm staying in Murchison, West Coast, South Island of New Zealand. This morning I was talking to an old bloke and
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What Happens to Their Babies?
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under
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While you sleep
Why Britain Won the War
Why don't we all own an Elephant?
Wish our products will be helpful for your business
I receive an awful lot of spam emails, most of which I never even glance at. I know I haven't won a zillion dollars
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Working for Peanuts
You know you're from Christchurch when
You know you're from Christchurch when...
- Geonet / ChristchurchQuakeMap is your homepage
- The
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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
"It is important for men to
...Alerts To Threats in 2014 Europe
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore
...Am I rich yet?
...
Australia can still win the Bledisloe Cup
Beaver to Rescue the America's Cup?
Because that's how my Mother did it
Once upon a time a man was sent to the store for a ham.
After he bought it, his wife asked him why he didn't
...Believe in something
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink. -- W. C. Fields
Best Round Ever
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Bitcoin for Christmas
Blackberries
...
Call Him a Camel
A devout
Cauliflowers
Celery
Cereal
Cheap Riches
"That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest" - Henry David Thoreau
Christmas Shopping Tips for Guys
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Colonoscopy Journal
Those of you who have already had one, it's fairly accurate and funny.
For those of you who haven't had
...Computer Screen Cleaner
Computer Tech Support Jokes
![]()
...
Cooking with Pythagoras
Damn Health Food
...
Did I forget someone?
Disorder in the Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
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Do you know me?
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia
...
Doing the maths ...
...
Dreadful Typo
A man sent a
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Efficiencies at All the Agencies
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Einstein's Room Mates
![]( "Albert Einstein")
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Embrace The Cloud
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Everything you need to know about tax?
When I went to the IRDs website this morning I swear this is what I saw. If I knew how to spell
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Faster mistakes ...
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of
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Final Will
A bloke sat in his armchair & shouts to his wife,
"WHEN I DIE I'M
...
Fish a little
Fishing For Whiskey
...
Forgive your Enemies
Fourth Ashes Test, Day One - 2015
Australia's miserable morning in numbers
-
Gave up Golf and Drinking
Gimee
Give Me a Sign
Gods Time & Money
...
Golf Crime Scene
Police are
...
Golf Partners
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday
...
Golf Poem
...
Golfers get great mileage
...
Green Bananas
Hilarious Insurance Claims
Well known British comedian Jasper Carrott (father of The Office star Lucy Davis) made it a signature of his
...
How rude!
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "...
How To Avoid The Flu
-
How to read your Lotto Ticket
How Touching
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If Dr Suess Wrote Computer Tech Manuals
If a
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If the World ends
In what seems like a never ending string of natural disasters hopefuly we have learnt that it pays to be prepared.
...
Inert Facts
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." -
...
Insufficient Funds
Intricacies Of The Financial Crisis Explained With Humor
The intricacies of the financial crisis are not well understood. I found the explanation below on ...
Is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank?
...
It's a Small World
Jim
...
iTechnology
...
Jerks with money
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they
...
Jesus and Moses Golfing
What would happen if Jesus and Moses got on the golf course together?
![]()
Jesus knows you're here
...
Jim Henson had such foresight!
Remember the Muppets?
How did their creator, Jim Henson know these people would stand for election in the
...
Job Application
A stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question:"Have you ever been
...
Just fill out this form ...
Note to all Business Managers & Process Designers
Forms
When I was young staff
...
Just in from England
Lets Blast Them Out!
Here's proof that we are surrounded by idiots....
How to Fish - with a Hand Grenade!
- Pull the
...
Lifting Her Leg Down Wind
...
Liquid Lunch
...
Locked Your Keys In The Car?
![]( "Convertible")
...
Man down in aisle five
Months to Avoid the Sharemarket
Murphy was a Golfer
...
My Wife Wont Like It
One day a golfer accidentally overturned his buggy.
![]()
Narrower Fairways
...
National Beer Conference
...
Never be afraid to experiment
No Luck in Golf!
The universal rules of golf - where no matter what you do on the course, the bad will always be followed by the
...
No Reincarnation in China without Government’s consent
Not Drinking Beer
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Apparently the following has been prepared "just in case"...
From John Cleese:
NOTICE OF REVOCATION
...
Nuts magazine's top 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes
NZ Rugby's Greatest Thinkers
Of Course I Did!
...
Our Tax System Explained in Beer
Peas
...
Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...![]()
...
Poor child
On the first day of school in Remuera, a teacher decided to get to know the kids by asking them their names and
...
Really I Didn't Realise!
If you think you know who these two characters are, you're probably right. Yes, a true story...
...
Revised New Zealand Map
Recent events in New Zealand have lead to the map having to be revised slightly.
...
Sad but true
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for
...
Saving the Easter Bunny
Sharing
Two golfers are at the first tee:
Golfer one: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my
...
She followed the instructions
...
Should we?
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack
...
Snakes are clever!
Sound advice
Beware of geeks bearing formulas. - Warren Buffett
Spike Milligan once said
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." - Spike
...
Springboks Happy with 2020 RWC Draw
My cousin lives in Japan, he thought this was hilarious. I'm sure my South African friends will forgive me -
...
Squeezing out the last drop
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career
...
The Annoying Duck
...
The British Tourist and Great Britain's declining economic fortune
Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a
...
The Paths Are Too Wide
"Most golf clubs could save a lot of money on mowing by making the grassy path up the middle of the holes a lot
...
The Real Problem Of Europe
...
The Sensible Squirrel
The sorry state of sexual morality
...
The Tux diet
Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save store buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the
...
The Wise Fisherman
The Worst Job in the World
They couldn't possibly, could they?
...
This kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
...
This time it'll be great!
...
Tongue twisting
Languages talk and languages walk. They are living things that are constantly acquiring, discarding and generally
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 11-20
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
20. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week,
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 21-30
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
30. I'm in a great mood tonight because the other day I
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 31-40
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
40. I said to this train driver: "I want to go to
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 41-50
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
50. I went to the doctors the other day and he said: "Go
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - Top 10
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
10. A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his
...
Trump Poped
The Pope and
...
Try Hard Jokes
You really need to really need to reconsider your options when you find yourself:
Gluing
...
Trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis
Back in 1987 Kiwi's watched proudly as David Kirk, the All Blacks skipper held the Webb Ellis Cup aloft, the All
...
Unused Gas Account
...
Very nicely
Earlier this week the US President took an aerial tour over Standing Rock Indian Reservation, where locals oppose
...
Voice Recognition in a Scottish Lift
If you can't see a video below...
We Share Everything
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and
...
We've "won" an award - not!
Over the last few months I've received many emails likethe one below. Generally they automatically go into my spam
...
West Coast Sandflies are BIG
I'm staying in Murchison, West Coast, South Island of New Zealand. This morning I was talking to an old bloke and
...
What Happens to Their Babies?
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under
...
While you sleep
Why Britain Won the War
Why don't we all own an Elephant?
Wish our products will be helpful for your business
I receive an awful lot of spam emails, most of which I never even glance at. I know I haven't won a zillion dollars
...
Working for Peanuts
You know you're from Christchurch when
You know you're from Christchurch when...
- Geonet / ChristchurchQuakeMap is your homepage
- The
...
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
...Do you know me?
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia
...Doing the maths ...
...
Dreadful Typo
A man sent a
Efficiencies at All the Agencies
...
Einstein's Room Mates
...
Embrace The Cloud
...
Everything you need to know about tax?
When I went to the IRDs website this morning I swear this is what I saw. If I knew how to spell
...Faster mistakes ...
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of
...Final Will
A bloke sat in his armchair & shouts to his wife,
"WHEN I DIE I'M
...Fish a little
Fishing For Whiskey
...
Forgive your Enemies
Fourth Ashes Test, Day One - 2015
Australia's miserable morning in numbers
-
Gave up Golf and Drinking
Gimee
Give Me a Sign
Gods Time & Money
...
Golf Crime Scene
Police are
...
Golf Partners
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday
...
Golf Poem
...
Golfers get great mileage
...
Green Bananas
Hilarious Insurance Claims
Well known British comedian Jasper Carrott (father of The Office star Lucy Davis) made it a signature of his
...
How rude!
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "...
How To Avoid The Flu
-
How to read your Lotto Ticket
How Touching
...
If Dr Suess Wrote Computer Tech Manuals
If a
...
If the World ends
In what seems like a never ending string of natural disasters hopefuly we have learnt that it pays to be prepared.
...
Inert Facts
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." -
...
Insufficient Funds
Intricacies Of The Financial Crisis Explained With Humor
The intricacies of the financial crisis are not well understood. I found the explanation below on ...
Is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank?
...
It's a Small World
Jim
...
iTechnology
...
Jerks with money
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they
...
Jesus and Moses Golfing
What would happen if Jesus and Moses got on the golf course together?
![]()
Jesus knows you're here
...
Jim Henson had such foresight!
Remember the Muppets?
How did their creator, Jim Henson know these people would stand for election in the
...
Job Application
A stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question:"Have you ever been
...
Just fill out this form ...
Note to all Business Managers & Process Designers
Forms
When I was young staff
...
Just in from England
Lets Blast Them Out!
Here's proof that we are surrounded by idiots....
How to Fish - with a Hand Grenade!
- Pull the
...
Lifting Her Leg Down Wind
...
Liquid Lunch
...
Locked Your Keys In The Car?
![]( "Convertible")
...
Man down in aisle five
Months to Avoid the Sharemarket
Murphy was a Golfer
...
My Wife Wont Like It
One day a golfer accidentally overturned his buggy.
![]()
Narrower Fairways
...
National Beer Conference
...
Never be afraid to experiment
No Luck in Golf!
The universal rules of golf - where no matter what you do on the course, the bad will always be followed by the
...
No Reincarnation in China without Government’s consent
Not Drinking Beer
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Apparently the following has been prepared "just in case"...
From John Cleese:
NOTICE OF REVOCATION
...
Nuts magazine's top 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes
NZ Rugby's Greatest Thinkers
Of Course I Did!
...
Our Tax System Explained in Beer
Peas
...
Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...![]()
...
Poor child
On the first day of school in Remuera, a teacher decided to get to know the kids by asking them their names and
...
Really I Didn't Realise!
If you think you know who these two characters are, you're probably right. Yes, a true story...
...
Revised New Zealand Map
Recent events in New Zealand have lead to the map having to be revised slightly.
...
Sad but true
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for
...
Saving the Easter Bunny
Sharing
Two golfers are at the first tee:
Golfer one: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my
...
She followed the instructions
...
Should we?
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack
...
Snakes are clever!
Sound advice
Beware of geeks bearing formulas. - Warren Buffett
Spike Milligan once said
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." - Spike
...
Springboks Happy with 2020 RWC Draw
My cousin lives in Japan, he thought this was hilarious. I'm sure my South African friends will forgive me -
...
Squeezing out the last drop
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career
...
The Annoying Duck
...
The British Tourist and Great Britain's declining economic fortune
Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a
...
The Paths Are Too Wide
"Most golf clubs could save a lot of money on mowing by making the grassy path up the middle of the holes a lot
...
The Real Problem Of Europe
...
The Sensible Squirrel
The sorry state of sexual morality
...
The Tux diet
Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save store buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the
...
The Wise Fisherman
The Worst Job in the World
They couldn't possibly, could they?
...
This kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
...
This time it'll be great!
...
Tongue twisting
Languages talk and languages walk. They are living things that are constantly acquiring, discarding and generally
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 11-20
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
20. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week,
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 21-30
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
30. I'm in a great mood tonight because the other day I
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 31-40
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
40. I said to this train driver: "I want to go to
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 41-50
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
50. I went to the doctors the other day and he said: "Go
...
Top 50 Jokes of All Time - Top 10
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
10. A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his
...
Trump Poped
The Pope and
...
Try Hard Jokes
You really need to really need to reconsider your options when you find yourself:
Gluing
...
Trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis
Back in 1987 Kiwi's watched proudly as David Kirk, the All Blacks skipper held the Webb Ellis Cup aloft, the All
...
Unused Gas Account
...
Very nicely
Earlier this week the US President took an aerial tour over Standing Rock Indian Reservation, where locals oppose
...
Voice Recognition in a Scottish Lift
If you can't see a video below...
We Share Everything
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and
...
We've "won" an award - not!
Over the last few months I've received many emails likethe one below. Generally they automatically go into my spam
...
West Coast Sandflies are BIG
I'm staying in Murchison, West Coast, South Island of New Zealand. This morning I was talking to an old bloke and
...
What Happens to Their Babies?
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under
...
While you sleep
Why Britain Won the War
Why don't we all own an Elephant?
Wish our products will be helpful for your business
I receive an awful lot of spam emails, most of which I never even glance at. I know I haven't won a zillion dollars
...
Working for Peanuts
You know you're from Christchurch when
You know you're from Christchurch when...
- Geonet / ChristchurchQuakeMap is your homepage
- The
...
Australia's miserable morning in numbers
-
Gave up Golf and Drinking
Gimee
Give Me a Sign
Gods Time & Money
...
Golf Crime Scene
...Police areGolf Partners
...Murphy comes home after his regular SaturdayGolf Poem
...
Golfers get great mileage
...Green Bananas
Hilarious Insurance Claims
Well known British comedian Jasper Carrott (father of The Office star Lucy Davis) made it a signature of his
...How rude!
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "
How To Avoid The Flu
-
How to read your Lotto Ticket
How Touching
...
If Dr Suess Wrote Computer Tech Manuals
...If aIf the World ends
In what seems like a never ending string of natural disasters hopefuly we have learnt that it pays to be prepared.
...Inert Facts
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." -
...Insufficient Funds
Intricacies Of The Financial Crisis Explained With Humor
The intricacies of the financial crisis are not well understood. I found the explanation below on
Is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank?
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It's a Small World
...JimiTechnology
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Jerks with money
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they
...Jesus and Moses Golfing
What would happen if Jesus and Moses got on the golf course together?
Jesus knows you're here
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Jim Henson had such foresight!
Remember the Muppets?
How did their creator, Jim Henson know these people would stand for election in the
...Job Application
A stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question:"Have you ever been
...Just fill out this form ...
Note to all Business Managers & Process Designers
Forms
When I was young staff
...Just in from England
Lets Blast Them Out!
Here's proof that we are surrounded by idiots....
How to Fish - with a Hand Grenade!
- Pull the
Lifting Her Leg Down Wind
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Liquid Lunch
...Locked Your Keys In The Car?
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Man down in aisle five
Months to Avoid the Sharemarket
Murphy was a Golfer
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My Wife Wont Like It
One day a golfer accidentally overturned his buggy.
Narrower Fairways
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National Beer Conference
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Never be afraid to experiment
No Luck in Golf!
The universal rules of golf - where no matter what you do on the course, the bad will always be followed by the
...No Reincarnation in China without Government’s consent
Not Drinking Beer
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Apparently the following has been prepared "just in case"...
From John Cleese:
NOTICE OF REVOCATION
...Nuts magazine's top 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes
NZ Rugby's Greatest Thinkers
Of Course I Did!
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Our Tax System Explained in Beer
Peas
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Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
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Poor child
On the first day of school in Remuera, a teacher decided to get to know the kids by asking them their names and
...Really I Didn't Realise!
If you think you know who these two characters are, you're probably right. Yes, a true story...
Revised New Zealand Map
Recent events in New Zealand have lead to the map having to be revised slightly.
Sad but true
..."Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for
Saving the Easter Bunny
Sharing
Two golfers are at the first tee:
Golfer one: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my
...She followed the instructions
...Should we?
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack
...Snakes are clever!
Sound advice
Beware of geeks bearing formulas. - Warren Buffett
Spike Milligan once said
..."All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." - Spike
Springboks Happy with 2020 RWC Draw
My cousin lives in Japan, he thought this was hilarious. I'm sure my South African friends will forgive me -
...Squeezing out the last drop
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career
...The Annoying Duck
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The British Tourist and Great Britain's declining economic fortune
Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a
...The Paths Are Too Wide
"Most golf clubs could save a lot of money on mowing by making the grassy path up the middle of the holes a lot
...The Real Problem Of Europe
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The Sensible Squirrel
The sorry state of sexual morality
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The Tux diet
Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save store buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the
...The Wise Fisherman
The Worst Job in the World
They couldn't possibly, could they?
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This kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
...This time it'll be great!
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Tongue twisting
Languages talk and languages walk. They are living things that are constantly acquiring, discarding and generally
...Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 11-20
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
20. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week,
...Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 21-30
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
30. I'm in a great mood tonight because the other day I
...Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 31-40
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
40. I said to this train driver: "I want to go to
...Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 41-50
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
50. I went to the doctors the other day and he said: "Go
...Top 50 Jokes of All Time - Top 10
Top 50 Jokes of All Time
10. A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his
...Trump Poped
...The Pope andTry Hard Jokes
You really need to really need to reconsider your options when you find yourself:
Gluing
...Trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis
Back in 1987 Kiwi's watched proudly as David Kirk, the All Blacks skipper held the Webb Ellis Cup aloft, the All
...Unused Gas Account
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Very nicely
Earlier this week the US President took an aerial tour over Standing Rock Indian Reservation, where locals oppose
...Voice Recognition in a Scottish Lift
If you can't see a video below...
We Share Everything
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and
...We've "won" an award - not!
Over the last few months I've received many emails likethe one below. Generally they automatically go into my spam
...West Coast Sandflies are BIG
I'm staying in Murchison, West Coast, South Island of New Zealand. This morning I was talking to an old bloke and
...What Happens to Their Babies?
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under
...While you sleep
Why Britain Won the War
Why don't we all own an Elephant?
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I receive an awful lot of spam emails, most of which I never even glance at. I know I haven't won a zillion dollars
...Working for Peanuts
You know you're from Christchurch when
You know you're from Christchurch when...
- Geonet / ChristchurchQuakeMap is your homepage
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