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The Wise Fisherman

A frog walkingA guy is 75 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice  say, 'Pick me  up.'

He looked around  and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was  dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me  up.'

He looked in the  water and there, swimming on the top, was a frog. The man said,  'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to  you.'

Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever  seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous  because I will be your bride!'

FishermanThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over,  picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog  said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket,  looked at the frog and said,  'Nah, at my age  I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom.

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