If you think you know who these two characters are, you're probably right. Yes, a true story ...

Pat and Roy were playing golf in the same four for the first time.

Roy wasn't playing very well.

On the third tee Roy sliced his drive deep into the trees and, very exasperated, exclaimed:

"Damn, I'm in those bloody trees again!"

Pat replied:

"Really, so you've played before then."