A man was lying on his death bed, his wife at his side.
In a very thin voice he said: "Darling I want to die with a clear conscience"
The wife replied: "Be quiet dear, just relax"
"But darling I'm so sorry, I've been lying to you, I did have that affair 18 months ago." said the dying man.
The wife replied:
"Yes I know, just lie back and let the poison do it's work."
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