About Us

Gimee

girlcaddy

Three unmarried men were waiting to tee off when the starter walked up to them and said: “You see that beautiful blonde practicing her putting?”

“Her? Wow, she is beautiful,” they all agreed.

“She’s a good golfer,” he continued, “and would like to hook up with a group. None of the other groups will play with a woman. Can she play with you? She won’t hold you up, I promise.”

They looked at each other and said: “Sure! She can join us.”

Just as the starter said, the woman played well and kept up. Plus, they kept noticing, she was very attractive.

When they reached the 18th hole, she said that if she sank her 18-footer, she’d break 80 for the first time. “Guys, I’m so excited about breaking 80 that I have to tell you something. I had a great time playing with you. I can tell you all really love golf. I want you to know that I’m single and want to marry a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of you guys can read this putt correctly and I make it, I’ll marry whichever of you was right.”

All three jumped at the opportunity. The first one looked over the putt and said: “I see it breaking 10 inches left to right.” The second looked it over from all sides and said: “No, I see it breaking eight inches right to left.”

The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said: “Pick it up. It’s good!”

Tags: Jokes

  • Last updated on .

The information on this site is intended as a guide only. The information is of a general nature and does not and cannot ever constitute personal advice.
© Copyright 2009-2017 Bay Financial Partners Limited |  All Rights Reserved.

emaillogo

Hi, thanks for visiting our website.

We are in the process of upgrading the software underlying our website to make it more secure and faster. You've found the work in progress.

We are still working on getting the navigation and so on sorted. 

We hope you find what you are looking for. Our apologies if it's more difficult than you feel it should be

You're welcome to browse and please check back later and see how we are progressing.

If you have and ideas or feedback please email admin@bayfinancialpartners.co.nz