The lady decided the kitchen needed repainting and that she was perfectly capable of doing it herself.

Husband came home from work to see the finished result, and found a beautifully repainted kitchen and wife sweating profusely.

"Looks like you've done a great job Darling, but are you alright? You've got a bit of a glow on" he said.

"I'll be fine" she replied "I've only just finished and it was hot working wearing two coats".

"Well it looks great, but two coats darling, why were you wearing two coats?" the husband asked, tentatively.

The wife replied "Why? Why? Because, unlike you, I followed the instructions, and it says on the tin, for best results put on two coats".

(Thanks Em)